Rullvabcam is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, fussy wyvern.

Rullvabcam created Mount Everest four million years ago.

If you believe in Rullvabcam, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rullvabcam, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Rullvabcam's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Rullvabcam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt hamsters.

2. Do not eat rice.

3. Do not dye your hair pink.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.