Yarartfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, idiotic mouse.

Yarartfeb created a strange quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarartfeb, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yarartfeb, she will turn you into a puffin.

Yarartfeb's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Yarartfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. You must love Yarartfeb.