Babwipmobkik is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, compassionate snake.

Babwipmobkik created a strange quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Babwipmobkik, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Babwipmobkik, she will send minions to preach to you.

Babwipmobkik's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Babwipmobkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Always treat seals with great respect.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Put Babwipmobkik first in all things.