Bencit is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unjust fairy.

Bencit created a quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bencit, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bencit, he will refuse to believe in you.

Bencit's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Bencit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Never eat tomatoes.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Feed all hungry mice.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.