Tannadced is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, benevolent fish.

Tannadced created the planet Jupiter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tannadced, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tannadced, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Tannadced's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Tannadced's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Tannadced.

3. Run away from purple frogs, for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not covet oxen.