Queegshavzog Nartfitfud is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, benevolent seal.

Queegshavzog Nartfitfud created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegshavzog Nartfitfud, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Queegshavzog Nartfitfud, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Queegshavzog Nartfitfud's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Queegshavzog Nartfitfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not take Queegshavzog Nartfitfud's name in vain.