Kinnanlop is a god.
He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sapient
deer.
Kinnanlop created the planet Saturn seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Kinnanlop, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Kinnanlop, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Kinnanlop's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.
Kinnanlop's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. You must pray to Kinnanlop seven times a day.