Wotnigtig Homgudgar is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-assured goat.

Wotnigtig Homgudgar created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Wotnigtig Homgudgar, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wotnigtig Homgudgar, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Wotnigtig Homgudgar's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Wotnigtig Homgudgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

5. Do not stand on grass.