Zanbudnurt is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unjust naga.

Zanbudnurt created Africa two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanbudnurt, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zanbudnurt, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Zanbudnurt's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Zanbudnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zanbudnurt.

4. Never paint your chest yellow.

5. Always help whales.