Bencussmit Mapomtzod Popdograk is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, boastful dragonfly.

Bencussmit Mapomtzod Popdograk created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bencussmit Mapomtzod Popdograk, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bencussmit Mapomtzod Popdograk, she will turn you into a rat.

Bencussmit Mapomtzod Popdograk's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Bencussmit Mapomtzod Popdograk's Holy Commandments

1. Bencussmit Mapomtzod Popdograk loves foxes, so they must be respected.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Put Bencussmit Mapomtzod Popdograk first in all things.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.