Gofbissmit is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, tranquil dragon.

Gofbissmit created tapeworms eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gofbissmit, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gofbissmit, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gofbissmit's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Gofbissmit's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always help snakes in need.

4. Never talk about aardvarks.

5. Always help sick voles.