Jendondut is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unsympathetic monkey.

Jendondut created bats five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jendondut, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jendondut, it will turn you into a slug.

Jendondut's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Jendondut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees in need.

2. Run away if three gulls approach from the south.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Retreat if four shrews approach from the east.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.