Flatyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, prudent raccoon.

Flatyatt created an atom four million years ago.

If you believe in Flatyatt, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flatyatt, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Flatyatt's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Flatyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Never write about planets.