Koptipdad is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, egotistical deer.

Koptipdad created tapeworms eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Koptipdad, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Koptipdad, it will refuse to believe in you.

Koptipdad's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Koptipdad's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never talk about shrews.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Koptipdad loves frogs, so they must be respected.