Abbamhug is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-confident alligator.

Abbamhug created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Abbamhug, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Abbamhug, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Abbamhug's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Abbamhug's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Feed all hungry frogs.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Abbamhug must be the most important thing in your life.