Wansitmat is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-powerful troll.

Wansitmat created the universe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wansitmat, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wansitmat, it will send you a sign.

Wansitmat's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Wansitmat's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Erect four platinum sculptures of Wansitmat on top of important buildings.

4. Do not take Wansitmat's name in vain.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.