Cissbaftagrul is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, prudent dolphin.

Cissbaftagrul created snails seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cissbaftagrul, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cissbaftagrul, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cissbaftagrul's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Cissbaftagrul's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not take Cissbaftagrul's name in vain.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Cissbaftagrul loves mice, so they must be honoured.