Fas is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, moody squid.

Fas created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Fas, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fas, he will jump up and down on your head.

Fas' most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Fas' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

2. Do not kill squirrels.

3. Never feed turnips to hamsters while wearing cyan dresses.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.