Xuckbotcubster Duncissbif is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, weak hummingbird.

Xuckbotcubster Duncissbif created bats nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckbotcubster Duncissbif, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Xuckbotcubster Duncissbif, he will not invite you to parties.

Xuckbotcubster Duncissbif's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Xuckbotcubster Duncissbif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Xuckbotcubster Duncissbif.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.