Lenrakyog is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, egotistical unicorn.

Lenrakyog created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenrakyog, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lenrakyog, he will think nothing of it.

Lenrakyog's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Lenrakyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lemons.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.
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