Sak is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, tranquil coyote.

Sak created the universe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sak, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sak, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Sak's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Sak's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear fawn jumpers.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Hide if nine snakes approach from the north.

4. Do not take Sak's name in vain.

5. Never talk about cell theory.