Fedqueegzog is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, impressive naga.

Fedqueegzog created the Large Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedqueegzog, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fedqueegzog, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Fedqueegzog's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Fedqueegzog's Holy Commandments

1. Fedqueegzog loves voles, so they must be respected.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not drink alcohol.