Didgofbomgub is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, impressive
newt.
Didgofbomgub created a photon nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Didgofbomgub, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Didgofbomgub, it will destroy your home planet.
Didgofbomgub's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.
Didgofbomgub's Holy Commandments1. Never mention rats.
2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.
3. Do not eat apples.
4. You must love Didgofbomgub.
5. Never play with disobedient children.