Didgofbomgub is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, impressive newt.

Didgofbomgub created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didgofbomgub, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Didgofbomgub, it will destroy your home planet.

Didgofbomgub's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Didgofbomgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention rats.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not eat apples.

4. You must love Didgofbomgub.

5. Never play with disobedient children.