Tintifort is a god.
It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witless
mink.
Tintifort created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tintifort, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Tintifort, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Tintifort's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.
Tintifort's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Never laugh near birds.
5. Never eat limes.