Parkhivsit is a god.
She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tranquil
donkey.
Parkhivsit created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Parkhivsit, she will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Parkhivsit, she will remove you from existence.
Parkhivsit's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.
Parkhivsit's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.
2. Always treat sharks with great respect.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Parkhivsit.
5. Do not speak about bananas.