Watvogyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, unjust lizard.

Watvogyarl created a charm quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watvogyarl, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Watvogyarl, she will refuse to believe in you.

Watvogyarl's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Watvogyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.