Bonjincidvabvegsaddid is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, caring hydra.

Bonjincidvabvegsaddid created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bonjincidvabvegsaddid, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bonjincidvabvegsaddid, she will turn you into a snail.

Bonjincidvabvegsaddid's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bonjincidvabvegsaddid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Bonjincidvabvegsaddid on top of all buildings.

5. Erect nine gold sculptures of Bonjincidvabvegsaddid on top of important buildings.