Ingmegfot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unfair salamander.

Ingmegfot created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ingmegfot, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ingmegfot, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Ingmegfot's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Ingmegfot's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always treat great tits with great respect.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always take life seriously.