Femdincum is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, annoying skunk.

Femdincum created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Femdincum, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Femdincum, she will turn you into a rock.

Femdincum's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Femdincum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not take Femdincum's name in vain.

3. Never jump in the presence of snakes.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not drink alcohol.