Femdincum is a god.
She takes the form of a very thin, annoying
skunk.
Femdincum created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Femdincum, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Femdincum, she will turn you into a rock.
Femdincum's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.
Femdincum's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.
2. Do not take Femdincum's name in vain.
3. Never jump in the presence of snakes.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Do not drink alcohol.