Benbissyim Lopnattin is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish jaguar.

Benbissyim Lopnattin created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Benbissyim Lopnattin, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Benbissyim Lopnattin, she will think nothing of it.

Benbissyim Lopnattin's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Benbissyim Lopnattin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

3. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Feed all hungry mice.