Talbagqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, thoughtless bee.

Talbagqueeg created an electron three billion years ago.

If you believe in Talbagqueeg, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Talbagqueeg, it will turn you into a worm.

Talbagqueeg's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Talbagqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick mites.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Talbagqueeg.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.