Mindubnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, competent hedgehog.

Mindubnurl created humanity eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mindubnurl, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mindubnurl, it will cry a lot.

Mindubnurl's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Mindubnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not hurt geese.

3. Mindubnurl loves cats, so they must be honoured.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Hide if nine sharks approach from the east.