Cubdidcan is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, selfish scorpion.

Cubdidcan created the planet Venus six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cubdidcan, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cubdidcan, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cubdidcan's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Cubdidcan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Cubdidcan loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.