Yikdinflan is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, kind mouse.

Yikdinflan created a photon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikdinflan, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yikdinflan, it will be very unhappy.

Yikdinflan's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Yikdinflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Do not hurt badgers.

5. Yikdinflan loves whales, so they must be respected.