Honnibcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, generous duck.

Honnibcuss created the planet Jupiter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honnibcuss, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Honnibcuss, it will try to impress you with trees.

Honnibcuss' most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Honnibcuss' Holy Commandments

1. You must love Honnibcuss.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Honnibcuss.

3. Honnibcuss loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Honnibcuss.