Zogdudbest is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, benevolent whale.

Zogdudbest created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogdudbest, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zogdudbest, he will strike you with lightening.

Zogdudbest's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Zogdudbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Zogdudbest's name in vain.

2. Always help tapirs.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Run away if nine snails approach from the east.