Cinfubmabpid is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, amazing faun.

Cinfubmabpid created a bottom quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cinfubmabpid, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cinfubmabpid, it will torture you forever.

Cinfubmabpid's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Cinfubmabpid's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from turquoise nematodes for they are unholy.

2. Do not speak about bananas.

3. Never hurt grasshopers.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.