Cinfubmabpid is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, amazing
faun.
Cinfubmabpid created a bottom quark six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cinfubmabpid, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Cinfubmabpid, it will torture you forever.
Cinfubmabpid's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.
Cinfubmabpid's Holy Commandments1. Hide from turquoise nematodes for they are unholy.
2. Do not speak about bananas.
3. Never hurt grasshopers.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.