Ponjarnhas is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, clever lion.

Ponjarnhas created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ponjarnhas, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ponjarnhas, he will turn you into a mouse.

Ponjarnhas' most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Ponjarnhas' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.