Ponjarnhas is a god.
He takes the form of a slim, clever
lion.
Ponjarnhas created time and space twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Ponjarnhas, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Ponjarnhas, he will turn you into a mouse.
Ponjarnhas' most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.
Ponjarnhas' Holy Commandments1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.
2. Pray towards the west.
3. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.