Staflambab is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely large, flying
monkey.
Staflambab created everything that exists two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Staflambab, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Staflambab, she will ignore you and hope you go away.
Staflambab's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.
Staflambab's Holy Commandments1. Never think about gravity.
2. Always treat dolphins with great respect.
3. Never go into gray rooms.
4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
5. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.