Staflambab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, flying monkey.

Staflambab created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Staflambab, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Staflambab, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Staflambab's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Staflambab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.