Tikvagflow is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, intelligent wasp.

Tikvagflow created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Tikvagflow, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tikvagflow, it will strike you with lightening.

Tikvagflow's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Tikvagflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not take Tikvagflow's name in vain.

3. Never wear red coats.

4. Tikvagflow must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never hurt sheep.