Tikvagflow is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely heavy, intelligent
wasp.
Tikvagflow created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.
If you believe in
Tikvagflow, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Tikvagflow, it will strike you with lightening.
Tikvagflow's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.
Tikvagflow's Holy Commandments1. Never eat green fruit.
2. Do not take Tikvagflow's name in vain.
3. Never wear red coats.
4. Tikvagflow must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Never hurt sheep.