Rengutnurtgubmutcadbass is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, loving frog.

Rengutnurtgubmutcadbass created light two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rengutnurtgubmutcadbass, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rengutnurtgubmutcadbass, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Rengutnurtgubmutcadbass' most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Rengutnurtgubmutcadbass' Holy Commandments

1. Always help whales.

2. Always help sick ducks.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

5. Otters are not to be trusted.