Dumdumsin is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, competent wyvern.

Dumdumsin created dark matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumdumsin, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dumdumsin, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dumdumsin's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Dumdumsin's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Always look after injured snakes.

5. Worship no other gods but Dumdumsin.