Ligspagbot is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sapient owl.

Ligspagbot created the planet Earth nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligspagbot, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Ligspagbot, it will turn you into a slug.

Ligspagbot's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Ligspagbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.