Kapcarlat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, sapient dingo.

Kapcarlat created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kapcarlat, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kapcarlat, she will turn you into a puffin.

Kapcarlat's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Kapcarlat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from blue goats, for they are unholy.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kapcarlat.

5. Do not shave your feet.