Citsandpark is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unthoughtful chicken.

Citsandpark created parasitic wasps seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citsandpark, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Citsandpark, she will turn you into a duck.

Citsandpark's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Citsandpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Citsandpark loves frogs, so they must be respected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.