Voltimpan is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, pitiless fox.

Voltimpan created the cosmos four years ago.

If you believe in Voltimpan, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Voltimpan, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Voltimpan's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Voltimpan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.