Hattoftag is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, loving jackal.

Hattoftag created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Hattoftag, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hattoftag, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Hattoftag's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Hattoftag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.