Zagdabgadfet is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, prudent mouse.

Zagdabgadfet created Europe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zagdabgadfet, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zagdabgadfet, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Zagdabgadfet's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Zagdabgadfet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not take Zagdabgadfet's name in vain.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Respect your elders.