Pomgabjan is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, awe-inspiring butterfly.

Pomgabjan created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomgabjan, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pomgabjan, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Pomgabjan's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Pomgabjan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Ducks are not to be trusted.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.