Saswapfas is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, flying badger.

Saswapfas created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Saswapfas, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Saswapfas, it will cry a lot.

Saswapfas' most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Saswapfas' Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Saswapfas three times a day.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

4. Run away from gray horses, for they are unholy.

5. Always help sick eagles.