Saswapfas is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, flying
badger.
Saswapfas created energy five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Saswapfas, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Saswapfas, it will cry a lot.
Saswapfas' most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.
Saswapfas' Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Saswapfas three times a day.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.
4. Run away from gray horses, for they are unholy.
5. Always help sick eagles.